PredictMeLife

That’s when you know you stopped caring. Soooooooooo it’s been two
years (plus minus few months) of ranting blogging here and very much tak berkembang,
I’ve finally moved somewhere around this neighborhood. Come on over; jangan
lupa bawak hadiah sempena pemindahan (rumah) penulisan saya ni ye .^________________^. 

SOZM - 2007

Because
I am too vain too full-stomached too not-caring too lazy to write a decent entry for raya this year, enjoy the home-made
vidclip kat my profile area yo.

Noiselessly
the rain dropped on the dry, green foreign earth. Hmmm korang perasan tak tiap
kali akhir Ramadhan je, mesti beberapa hari terakhir tu akan hujan. (Nak
hyperlink last years’ post but somehow this fsblog refused to function urgh so
here lemme paste it je):

Apabila berakhir
malam bulan Ramadhan, menangislah 7 petala langit dan 7 petala bumi dan segala
Malaikat, kerana berlalu Ramadhan bermaksud berlalulah kelebihannya. “Sebab
ianya musibah bagi umatku dan terduduk segala Malaikat bagi musibah”.
Orang
bertanya: “Ya Rasulullah, apa itu musibah?”
Jawab
Rasulullah s.a.w: “Kerana segala doa padanya itu mustajab, sedekah makbul,
segala kebajikan digandakan dan siksa kubur terangkat, maka apakah musibah yang
terlebih besar daripada ini bagi umatku?” 

Sekarang ni, Puchong dihujani air mata dr langit. Awal pg
yg disimbahi dgn cahaya terik matahari berubah menjadi langit mendung dan hujan
di lewat petangnya. Sedihkah langit Ramadhan akan meninggalkan kita? Secara
kebetulan ataupun tidak (referring to the statement above), aku pon takleh nak
verify. Hanya Allah yg maha mengetahui kejadian dilangit dan dibumi.

Tahun
ni pon the same incident took place. Kebetulan atau memang ada sesuatu yang
Allah nak sampaikan pada manusia?. Idk I think Lailatul Qadar varies for
different places kot. Mak kejutkan untuk sahur on the 23^rd and the
25^th day dengan, “bangun sahur, jangan lupa tahajjud, malam
tadi sini hujan and pagini tenang je”. And in my mind I wanted to
reply, “mi anjing jiran sebelah ni tak sudah2 menyalak dari hari ke-21 haritu”
but I was too sleepy to voice it out so I didn’t.

Kat
Puchong, we felt it on the 21^st day of Ramadhan. Semua signs of Lailatul
Qadar was there; malam tu extra tenang, takde bunyik anjing (atau binatang
ternakan yg lain) menyalak and esoknya cerah but not terik. The day lepas hari
ke-21 tu, anjing jiran sebelah rumah ni tak sudah2 menyalak macam kene sawan
anjing je. Sis3 pulak cakap kat Kuantan rasa Lailatul Qadar on other odd
day and so does sis5 kat Kedah so I’m not sure whether it (should) fell on the
same day for different places ke tak hmmm…

Sabda
Rasulullah: “Sesungguhnya Rejab adalah bulan Allah, Sya’ban adalah bulan aku
dan Ramadhan adalah bulan Ummatku”.
Slamat
tinggal Ramadhan. Selamat tinggal roh-roh yang telah dibebaskan, diharap
bahagia dilepaskan sebulan suntuk menjenguk ahli keluarga yang (harap)
mendoakan kesejahteraan mereka. Selamat datang Syawal. (Eh setan dah dilepaskan
dah la kan?). Semoga Ramadhan tahun ini membawa seribu
satu makna dan keinsafan pada diri kita semua.

Untuk
semua kenalan-kaum-kerabat, jauh mahupun dekat, kupohon ampun dan maaf atas segala
salah silap yang tidak disengajakan mahupon yang sengaja disengajakan. For all
the times I felt like murdering people who crosses my path, I apologize. For all
the times I cursed and rant at the people who wasted my time and emotion, I apologize.
For all the times I told that small white lie(s) so that I won’t hurt anyone’s
feelings but ended up being misunderstood and having a helluva time trying to
fix it but to no avail, I deeply apologize. Selagi kita bergelar manusia, kita
takkan boleh lari dari membuat kesalahan so no matter how small my fault is,
harap korang maafkan ye…*ngee*

Semoga
berbahagia menyambut ketibaan Aidilfitri dengan yang tersayang dan jangan lupa
insan2 yang tidak bernasib baik (meraikan raya se-grand kita di Malaysia ni) di negara yang dilanda
kemelut perang tiada berkesudahan. Bersyukurlah atas nikmat kegembiraan dan
kebahagiaan yang Tuhan beri di Aidilfitri ini. SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI KEPADA
SEMUA MUSLIMIN & MUSLIMAT!!!!!!!!!! ^____________^

“And
among His signs is that He shows you the lightning, for fear & for hope and
He sends down rain from the sky & therewith revives the earth after its
death. Verily, in that are indeed signs for people who understands”.
Ar-Rum:
24

At 4.20am kitorang ber-5 went to have
our sahur at McD drive-through kat Puchong Perdana. Masing2 dengan mata
sepetnye, bersweater n stoking macam kat oversea lak hohoho. Since ni last day
KakWawa akan spend sahur same2 (esok dia akan balik Perak for raya so…).

Note: As much as I want to put up the people muching away the b’fast set, I can’t cos I might get killed by the morning-sepet-people haha. So this tea cup’ll do la ye. Oh and the red-checkered thingy in the pix is the seluar tidur. I don’t think anyone can tell we have our pyjamas underneath the sweater kalau duduk dalam kereta kan kan? *ngehehe*

As per
usual, mak called at 5am.
Mak:
“Semua dah bangun?”
Aku:
“Dah, tengah meng-enjoy McD dalam ‘caravan’ ni. Kat sini winter except takde
snow haha”
Mak
(suara senyum): “Kol bape kluar?”
Aku: “4.20 tadi”
I’m sure mak puts on
loudspeaker mode and I’m waiting for bapak to ask THE Q.
Bapak
(kat background): “Amboi awalnye pegi ni dah solat tahajjud belom?”
Aku:
“Dah la paaaakkk” (I so can read my bapak heh)
Mak:
“Ok selamat bergembira sahur dalam caravan tu” (ceria sungguh mak bapak aku
pagi-pagi buta)

So yeah
now it’s 30 minutes after 7am and everyone’s full and sound
asleep kat atas lepas solat subuh tadi. I’m down with the flu but very much high
with happiness. Have a blissful Thursday semua cos I sure am having one!

“And
among His signs is your sleep by night and by day, and your seeking of His
Bounty. Verily, in that are indeed signs for people who listens”.
Ar-Rum:
23.

Mak:
“Sejuk perut ummi kalau Muzaffar (excuse the spelling) ni anak ummi”
Aku:
“Amboi maknye jeles anak2 yang lain dengar”
Mak:
“Ye la mak mane tak sejuk perut kalau anak dia naik angkasa ye dok?”
Aku:
“Entah orang takde anak lagi tapi yang orang tau Yam cakap kalau perut ummi
sejuk tu mesti sebab ummi duduk dalam bilik ber-aircond kan?”
*mak gelak besar*
Aku: “Ha tu ade 2 anak laki ummi tu, doa-doa la dapat
jadi next angkasawan…”
*mak
gelak lagi tapi agak distracted*
Mak: “Eh ok ok ummi nak tengok tv dah nak stat dah jangan
lupe suruh yang lain pon tengok skali tau”
Yeah
that’s MY mak and her history-in-the-making obsession alright. *cute*

Regarding
on different opinions on whether or not Malaysia should waste (give and
take) 10juta on sending Cosmonauts
to space, drop it la orready. Dah2 la berdebat pasal tu, orangnye dah selamat
lift off and terapung kat outer space dah pon. Even if it’s 10ringgit people
will still talk (of the cheapskateness of the nation obviously) cos people are
just weird beings and human nature IS
like that. They will find anything and everything to complaint about regardless
ada kene mengene mahupun tidak dengan hidup diorang so bluergh ALL HAIL TO IGNORANCE I say.

 
Doakan
dia selamat pergi dan pulang (cos lets face it, if/when he comes back to the
country, every Malaysian will feel at least a teensy-weensy bit proud Malaysia can
send a man to space). Aku berani kerat jari kalau ade orang kate dia takkan
bangga dengan pencapaian ni (erm on second thought scrape that one off I’m not
willing to lose a pinkie over this).
I am the least patriotic person in Malaysia (trust me on this the only
thing that made me remember our independence date was because it collides with  sis3’s birthdate. For real yo. Yeah told you
so I’m not patriotic) but I am proud
of our country’s achievement nonetheless.
 

Oh and
Aini, you should be extra proud he lifts off on your birth-day so if idk 50
years from now orang tanye bile 1^st Malaysian man went to space, I can
DEFINITELY remember this date and
you too! Win-win situation no? ^_______^.

P/S – A little info for those
yang akan/on the way khatam Quran:
Orang
yang mahu mengkhatam al-Quran, sebaik-baik masa untuk khatam ialah di awal pagi
ataupun di awal malam, supaya ia menyaingi waktu para malaikat beristighfar,
sehingga mendapat bahagian dari istighfar malaikat itu. Hendaklah orang itu
memperbanyakkan doa ketika mengkhatam al-Quran kerana pada masa itu adalah masa
yang mulia lagi diberkati. Masa dimana semua pohonan dan
doa dikabulkan, dan pada masa itulah juga diturunkan rahmatNya.

Sis3
and sis5 are coming back from Kuantan and Kedah (respectively) for Eid esok yeay!!!! *yeah go on imagine me bouncing around dengan perut penuh dengan tomyam & fresh oren & laici sambil tercungap-cungap really it’s ok*

P/S - Err,
excuse me encik Arifin my walking breathing map road director (heh) I STILL
dunno how to get to where I’m supposed to go esok uwaaaa….

Smalam
kitorang serumah buka puasa dengan Kak (s)opie & kawan kat Bangi (wait
lemme see if I can get this one right. Erm die baya sis1, belah mak, cucu kakak
nenek aku, bapak die member kamceng bapak aku sejak di UK before any of them got
married and yeah so basically die sedara aku. Abes cite heh).

All
5 of them are career people, semua yang ade ber-background-kan Banking/Accounting/Financing. (Eh sori Kakwawa tak masuk frame lak).
Except me. Outcast sungguh. And I’m like, “no way they impose taxes untuk tu jugak? Ish ish
ish err how do you count taxes again?” yeah well I love numbers just
not into accounting (taxes IS related to
accounting kan?).

 
Before
pegi makan, solat siap2 kat masjid negeri kat situ so takde la rushing makan
sampai tercekik nak kejarkan maghrib. Makan dengan senang hati gitu. Btw kurma kat
masjid negeri ni sedap (ke aku yang super lapo) and dorang buat air fevret aku (well
one of my fav lah) BANDUNG gagaga ~flailing mode~
dengan sedapnye.

Jumpe anak
kucing ni and buat aku teringat kat Cemetot. Though this one agak brutal sket la
dok loncat2 nak cakar kaki aku eh no way kitty! Rindu nak balik umah nenek
jumpe Cemetot (weh kecik hati nenek aku kalau dia tau cucu tak senonoh die ni
nak blk jumpe kucing instead dia hohoho). No I miss you nek! *peace*

Can’t
remember (really, not caring) ape name tempat makan tu (semua was too hungry to
take note) tapi seperti biasa aku kalau pergi tempat
goreng2-lauk-masakan-kelantan ni for sure akan order nasi paprik & teh o’ais limau. Like ALL the time ever since zaman belajar lagi. Except air
tu mebbe akan switch from time to time to fresh oren and bandung. Tapi memang tu je la yang
aku dok telan idk 4+ years back? (hello perut tak boring ke asek makan benda
same je urgh).

But
I think the reason behind my addiction tu sebab aku taktau camne nak masak
paprik, so kononnye kalau aku increase probability meng-order makanan tu
somehow aku akan magically tau camne nak buat, you know, jadi master dalam bab
rase merase semua bahan dalam tu kinda thing (5 years and tak bijak2 lagi bwahaha)
and for those yang terfikir nak belagak dengan berkata, “PAPRIK HELLO SEKDAH GILE SENANG NAK BUAT TU” keep it to yourself
ok I’m in denial now shut up saidah.

I’m
wearing PINK yo haha watever lah pau pinjam baju yang mak beli untuk
sis1 hohoho. Si As dengan Nurul was like, “kitorang ingatkan korang berdua
(referring to me and Kakwawa) yang adik
beradik. Tak sangka lak dengan Irra”. Yeah well we 3 get that a lot. *rolls
eyeballs*

I know,
we TWO don’t look alike BUMMER! (picture courtesy of Kak Opie’s S.Ericsson’s godknowswhat model - I’m ignorant on phone models so shoo)

As/Nurul:
“Lahir kat mane?”
Aku:
“Hospital sinun” (tidak direveal disini)
Kak
Opie: “Patutla. Memang banyak kes silap bayi kat situ!”
Hahahampeh! Waaaaaa aku dibuli!!!

Oh and
harini first day Kakwawa keje di HSBC, bangun tidur je penuh dengan semangat
ke-kerja-an (apakah itu) unlilke sis1 yang, “oh tidak sudah isnin kene kerja
semula” mode. Bwahahahahaha balas dendam gelak sebab smalam gelakkan aku kan! (:p). Harini dia semua RED gitu. I think red means
bold no? Semangat hari pertama gitu. Dah la kete baru pon merah sedondon sungguh. I used to love RED hmmm (good times, gooooood
times. Mule la berangan tu).

“And
among His signs is the creation of the heavens & earth & the difference
of your languages & colors. Verily, in that are indeed signs for men of
sound knowledge”.
Ar-Rum:
22

I seriously
don’t think you guys grow any old(er) a bit pon ni tak adil ni. Makin super kiut
lagi ade la aku rase macam giant lak haha for real. Oh lupe nak kabo,
aku pegi buka puasa dengan ex-hiskool-slash-roomate kat Mvalley smalam.

Nearing
to 7pm kitorang gerak ke surau (the plan was buka puasa
dengan tonggang air mineral, cos nak beli air coke kat McD or KFC or tmpt lain
Q macam ulat gonggok tak berbaloi stakat nak bli air je, and solat pastu baru cari
tempat makan so that we can stuff ourselves sampai buncit tanpa ade deadline yeah).
The first sight menuju ke surau was Unbelievable seriously(!). Yang keluar nak
keluar, yang masuk makin ramai.

Like, 7.01pm ade orang solat asar OK and idk I think maghrib
dah lagi awal dari 7.08 skrg kan? *angkat kening*. Dah masuk
maghrib pon ade gak yang solat asar sedih btol. Alasan dorang sebab tak perasan
dah pukul 7(?) like for real ka. I am not judgemental tapi kite ni bukannye
duduk kat negara yang bukan dominasi Islam, surau/masjid belambak kat mane2 ape
alasan yg ade lagi nak kate takde facilities takleh solat awal? 

Mujur
sungguh aku dah amek wudhu’ siap2 sebab tempat amek wudhu’ macam ni ha (buat
aksi lapik dua2 tangan nak mengatakan betapa packnye surau tu). Jeles tak
Bytt–Syaz aku leh smayang ASAP hohoho (buruk prangai heh). Mujur juga aku bawa
telekung dalam beg galas.

Budak
sebelah aku: “dah maghrib ke?”
Aku:
“dah, dah maghrib dah”
Dia siap2 nak bangun untuk
solat.
Aku:
“erm dik, buka la puasa dulu”.
Budak
sebelah aku: “Takpe la”.
Tros
solat.

I may
not be ustazah or watever tp bukan kene percepatkan berbuka ke? Betul dah niat
dia nak solat diawal waktu, tapi jangan sebab tu pahala puasa rugi pulak. Hmmm macam2,
janji aku dah tegur takmoh denga sudah (kirai tangan ke ni?). Oh and aku buka
puasa dengan menjilat gula-gula Halls haha cukupkan syarat sah puasa can aa?

Neway
I have to agree dengan bapak (and he’d be euphoric kalau denga aku agree dengan
dia haha), kalau solat kat complex/hotel memang tak khusyuk sebab terkejar2 and
toma’ninah masing2 cam kene campak ke laut je. FAIIIILLLLLL. Time aku solat tu, rase cam atas kapal, berombak2 badan ni sebab
orang makin ramai nak masuk and well let’s face it kalau dah masing2 nak cepat ntah
mana sopan masing2 menyorok la kan hah!

This
is some random shot from bersila-ing down
kat lantai sementara tunggu yang lain siap solat sebab benches semue penuh and this
was around 7.15pm. Kaum Adam tak ramai lg waktu ni.
 

Below is THE queue around 7.25pm gile ah beratur sampai ke
hujung lift OK. The end will be JJ hohoho kagum aku tgk barisan ni. Like how
often d’you get to see ramai orang solat diawal waktu (and having to Q for it) camni again?

And
we stuffed ourselves sampai tahap malas-mau-gerak kekenyangan kat sini.

We took
our sweet little-limited-time with each other, makan spaghetti-chicken chop(?)-eskrem-kek-oreo-air kasturi haha bleh tahan sedap gak rupenye air tu, borak2 gelak2 ngumpat2
opps takde2. It was fun seeing you guys again. Really fun. Last jumpe was a
year back kan haha so chekgu maths, probability untuk kita
dapat keluar same2 = 1X/tahun kan?. And
Yam(api) this is the 2^nd year in a row you’re not in the picture
urgh iduncare next year you HAVE to tag along. 

 
Bytt, aku tak kire aku nak duit raya gak
tahun ni. Kau sudah officially menjadi seorang graduan yang bergelar chekgu. Ajar maths lak tu gile ah! (Eh ape updet dgn baju2 belian smalam?).

And
Syaz, stay kiut AND 2 tahun lagi I tanye balik soalan yang adik you tanye tu tau hohoho. Be afraid,
be very afraid.

I [HEART] you guys.
P/S - Wei Nurul apsal la ko tiada?

Buat
inai sambil keringkan rambut depan kipas is a BIG NO-NO (seriously) kerana ada kemungkinan rambut korang akan
di-smeared dengan inai dan berkemungkinan besar akan terkena di muka dan baju
yang korang baru beli. Well at least that’s what happened to me lah huwaaa nasib
badan la labu…

Yeah
so harini seharian suntuk aku teman bapak jalan2 around KL (oh Aini aku lalu
depan Pandan Village tadi nampak rumahmu) and
before balik, bapak singgah markas Sri Petaling untuk beli kopiah dengan minyak
attar. Lepas parking,
Bapak:
“Jom la keluar”
Aku
tengok hafiz-hafiz lalu lalang kat luar (kawasan masjid) dengan jubah, cahaya keimanan terserlah dimuka
masing2. Aku tengok pakaian aku; brown striped shirt, tudung coklat bersegi 3,
seluar coklat (it happened to be my brown day so shoo).
Aku:
“Err takpe la yah orang tunggu dalam kete je” (sengih kerang busuk keseganan).

Dah
blikan barang2 untuk bro6 dengan bro7, kitorang pegi kat one of the random
complex sbb nak beli ‘kuih tunjuk’ untuk mak and few stuffs yang takde kat sane
untuk bapak bawak balik. Tengah aku membelek2 barang, (from afar) aku nampak bapak
jumpe kawan lame die. I think his name was Pakcik Ad (kot). Neway Pakcik Ad ni
taktau pakcik aku slash BFF bapak
(well bapak stadi same2 dengan pakcik aku pastu balik M’sia bapak jumpe mak
which happens to be adik pakcik aku and the rest they say is history – not that
I’m any good in that dept) dah meninggal and he went, “ade setahun die meninggal?”
and bapak was, “err dah 10 tahun dah arwah pergi” (and aku terdiam beberapa
saat realizing the fact that time flies by ultra fast I was only in Form1 when he went away). Now all this of course
diulang suara oleh bapak lepas masuk kete sebab aku takde time bapak berborak
sakan dengan kawan die tu.

Where
was I you asked? Aku nyorok kat bahagian kuih raya, pura-pura belakon as if the
kuih raya display tu gile menarik aku tak penah jumpe sepanjang hidup
aku hohoho. You’d understand my situation (I think) if you were me. Dari isteri
sampai la ke anak kecik die pakai purdah. Like darjah 6 dah berpurdah ok how cool muslimat sejati is that. Not
that I have any issue with them. I have issue with ME and how I look seriously.
So in the end aku avoid any encounter dengan famili pakcik tu. Buuutttt
besar mane la sangat complex kat M’sia ni kan pusing2 tang tu gak orang
yang dinampak. Harap2 makcik dengan anak2 die tak curse marah aku sebab
kurang hajar aku segan melampau jeeee(!).

I
wonder, kalau aku pakai purdah, ade ke lagi orang nak kawan dengan aku eh?
Would YOU? Or YOU? And YOU? But you’d probably say ‘YES’ considering the chances of me doing that is like idk 15%(?) blergh. Not to say aku tak pakai sebab
takut takde kawan that would be stupid la kan this is just some random
question. Aku penah nak pakai once upon a time dulu tapi alasan aku nak pakai in
the first place menyimpang dan obviously tidak kerana Dia plus aku takut tak
kekal (ye la dalaman bukannye power gile ok) so I didn’t hmm… Niat dihati tak kesampaian. Dengan super
jujurnye aku mengaku aku tak cukup kuat lagi. Untuk kenalan2 yang selamat dari
godaan dunia dan berpurdah, (for what I’m worth) aku SALUTE korang sebab kuat tepis godaan dunia ni seriously. The day
is trying to tell me something. 

So
with the first batch hari puasa ganjil ke-10 terakhir (ha camne tu) berakhir,
berakhir jugaklah puasa yang aku dapat sambut dengan bapak tahun ni. By this
time bapak dah selamat sampai and dah tidur dengan nyenyaknye kat rumah sane. There
a lot of things I regret not doing
as much as the things I regretted doing so idk Allah knows best ape dalam hati.
Oh and Pak, sape kate Sekdah takleh kejar in one day I just did tau
^_______________^

Katakanlah:
“Wajahku
telah bersujud kepada yang menciptakannya, memisahkan perdengaran dan penglihatannya
dengan kemampuan dan kekuatanNya. Maha suci Allah sebaik-baik pencipta”.

It’s
a s-l-o-w September-end weekend today. If yesterday I did a great kickass
deal of scrubbing the house top-bottom (or lack of it) and walk till the non-existent
food rise up my throat, today is a kickoffshoes and relaxyourbutt day. Well not
entirely we did went out and shop but that’s beside the point.

Pagini
time aku suka-suki melepek tengah2 living room layan mata tengok re-run of K-dorama
All In, out of nowhere ade suara mamat mane ntah bagi salam kuat2 (hello
locengkan ade). But I’ve made a resolution of not talking to stranger harini so
aku pause DVD and kept quiet hoho mesti pelik gile awal2 pagi
dengar bunyi bum-bum-bedebang pastu
tetibe sunyi sepi. So faking it(!)

I could
tell he wasn’t satisfied with leaving it at that. Lepas bagi salam and tekan
loceng 3X and no one answering (well aku jawab salam dalam hati je haha boleh
ke pedulik la), die macam marah and moved his bike and his whole machine ke
opposite side of the road. Mamat potong rumput rupenye…

(a prisoner
dalam rumah sendiri) aku tip-toed around the living room to get a clearer view,
you know, just to make sure he’s really gone before un-pausing the DVD again. No aku tak suke
tengok TV volume slow might as well mute and bace subtitle camtu huh. Thank God
for see-through curtains (~nenenene I can see you you can’t see me). 

Sis1
terpisat2 bangun dari tidur (yeah apparently kitorang suke tidur bersepah)
and I motioned for her to stay still in case he heard her move. Aku nampak die glanced
kat kawasan rumah few times and idk thinking(?). His next move caught me off
guard buat aku terbahak2 gelak pastu cepat2 tekup mulut sendiri. He’s blardy drinking(!).

Rileks
je tonggang air mineral botol besar masuk dalam tekak die. At 9am. Aku tanye sis1, “bukan die
cakap dengan ayah die Islam ke?”. She
nods. Masih dengan muke tak puas hati die (I’m sure he must’ve felt foolish
hearing bedebum-bedebam and the sudden silence lps tu. orrrrr not) he took out
a ciggy and lit up which in turn
lagi la buat sisa2 gelak aku tadi erupt semula. Aku rase die dengar kot sebab
kepale die melilau2 tengok kearah rumah. Iye ke Islam mamat ni ke saje
kelentong for the sake of having a grass to cut ntah la. Aku rase ade la 5-10
minit die melepak depan umah pastu die blah. 

Yeah
well I planned to keep my grass sampai tahap punggung (kenape?) so SHOO don’t touch my grass yeah maybe I should put up a
sign “my grass don’t need a haircut I’m keeping it long for Raya” kat depan pagar rumah hmmm… 

ZOMG
my stomach is playing its own musical rendition of “tin DBKL kosong
dibulan Ramadhan” non-stop since morning and it’s making me queasy I should REALLY eat proper food la mak is biting
my head off about it since yesterday. “Minum susu suam pagini jangan lupe pastu
buat la roti bakar ke…” order dari BigMa’am waktu kejut sahur and obviously aku
ni kalau tidur akan “YEEEEEEE”kan aje semue bende yang orang
kat opposite end tu suruh/cakap which is NOT
good (exception to family and loved ones). I really should stop doing that
seriously. Soon.

Sis1
nak masak harini. Harap2 selera pirana aku datang balik la cos I could’ve
sworn the weighing scale needle is pointing more and more towards North-West
and I could fit my Std 6 dress OK obviously I lied about that last part don’t tell me you
believed that heh. Oh and Kakwawa bakal melepak kat rumah ni starting Isnin definitely
can’t wait nak suruh die masak laksa penang (I’m telling you her cooking memang
sedap and of course kaklong punye masakan juga and who cares if I’m being un-hosty-like
(idk wujud ke) I’m the kid in the house bwahaha). Yeah I’m a jerk I know.

Oh oh
oh oh and for some inexplicable reason can I just say I [HEART] lolololololololove MUH “Lagu Untukmu”?!. I’ve been looping
sampai mual gegendang telinga ni and (still looping). Tak sangka muda rupenye
penyanyi group ni I thought die pakcik cos you know group die name “Pakcik” and
suara die pon ala2 Pakcik heh.  *freak*