PredictMeLife

People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains,

at the huge waves of the seas,

at the long course of the rivers,

at the vast compass of the ocean,

at the circular motion of the stars,

and yet they pass by themselves without wondering.

Selamat bercuti2 Malaysia kat semue yg balik kampung. Sempena cuti skolah ni, hati2 dijalan raya. Ingat org yg tersayang. Semoga selamat pergi dan selamat pulang in one piece. *Peace*

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Happy birthday bapak

The bad news is time flies.

The good news is you’re the pilot.

2908

Happy birthday bro7

We don’t stop playing because we grow old;

We grow old because we stopped playing.

Checklist:

Sleep over umah nenek = done

Ziarah kubur atuk = done (although aku tak ikut sbb passout. Maaf)

Jln2 kat pantai dgn kanak2 ribena = done

Belah mak = done

*

Move on to belah bapak

Aku on leave dr menulis sementara waktu.

Jalan2 cari jalan, cari adik, cari sedara.

Don’t miss me too much (ok dah2 jgn jelir lidah korang bace line ni)

Entry akan diupdet lps balik (kalau aku rajin :p)

Pit stop (in no particular order):

Kedah

Kuantan

Terengganu

Kelantan

Jom la ikut…

Nothing

beats home made nasi lemak.

Mak:
“ok, chah ikut ummi bace tau. Ummi ajar. Alhamdulillahirabbil
‘alamiin”
Sis8: “ar-rahmanirrahiim. Eh salah. Chah tak ikut ummi
pulak”.

Bayangkan
aku terkekek2 gelak sambil mengkober muke aku dgn machonye as if nothing
out of the biru happen blakang kain baju kurung sis1 yg aku tgh lipat. Aku pon
satu g amek port baek lipat kain tepi die sape suruh. Punyelah tanak bg suare
gelak terkeluar sampai bergegor2 kain tu. Adeh…penat perut aku gelak dalaman ok.
Adik2 yg jantan jgn cite la. Mmg stok gelak gile kose tiap kali sis8 bace
al-fatihah ala2 Indonesian style. Aku pon taktau la asal die bace camtu. *tgk
cite Hikmah byk sgt kot. Hoho*

Mlm
ni mak ajar sis8 solat. Walaupon main2, walaupon gelak2, yg penting die tahu seorang
islam tu wajib menunaikan solat. Walaupon baru 5 tahun, walaupon
die tak pasti dan *aku taktau die tau ke tak* tak tahu kenape perlu tunggang
tungging atas sejadah sekarang sedangkan die hanye budak kecik, message perlu menyembah
yg Esa perlu juga disampaikan. Umur tidak menyekat semua tu. Bak kate Raihan
iman tak dpt diwarisi… 

Mmg agak lucu sbb she was trying so hard to remember the
lines accordingly. Bile die perasan salah/bunyi pelik die akan garu kepale tepuk
dahi atau terus sujud gelak2. Kitorang yg besar2 ni seboleh2nye tahan prasaan
nak ROTFLLM (read: rollonthefloorlaughinglikemad) sbb kalau join nnt die ingat
boleh bawak main2 lak. Tak
tak kitorang bkn strict mcm askar. Kanak2 ribena je kot. Just ajar
die susunan satu solat tu je.

Aku salute mak. Rilek je buat muke stone. Aku? Nehiiiiiiii… Stone
cold stunner leh la. Haha! Aku dah tak boleh tahan. Lari kluar bilik jap. Masuk
attempt kali ke-5 die cube test, bro6 dgn bro7 still bantai gelak jugak tepi
aku. Humph mmg selamat mkn penyekeh la kan.

Huahuahua. Budak kecik tu
dah segan nak cube. Nasib baik pujuk2 die nak try lagi skali *selepas dibribe
bwk g jln2 tgk lampu jap lg. nyeh*

Ok time
to jln2 tgk lampu lak. Mau join?

Makan satu ketul mau pulun lg 10 ketul. Oh Irish Cream choc why la u taste soooooooo

WORLD!!!

*ok tewek would be raising one eyebrow by the time aku abes ulang suare tagline Mawi nih dan arifin akan menjelirkan lidah mengingati ketidak-sedapan rase coklat tu. PRICELESS!

Weird taste in food department? Semestinye… Hohohohoho!!!

Kak N: “Bersih bilik awak”.

Aku: whaaaa…

Ok that was not something to be proud of ye adik2. Hohoho.

In truth I scrambled to get the fan cleaned few nanominutes sebelum aku check-out dr hostel. Lantai, forget it no time no penyapu no mop. Besides, my lantai wasn’t THAT dirty ok. Hanya penuh dgn sisa2 buangan tonyohan pemadam je. ok and rambut. so sue me. *bluergh*

Mujur member sehostel buzz dan wish itu ini sementara aku tgh siap2 secare tak langsung bgtau psl hal bersih kipas nih. Kalau taaaaaakkkk. Bilik tak bersih akan dikenakan denda mende dan aku tidak memerlukan duit keluar dr poket comel ni malah masuk juga itu yg kite mau. No no no Yes yes yes.

Entri kalini tiada point sebenarnye. Hanye nak memberi korang sesuatu untuk dibace dr pihak aku.

Ye ye I suck at telling a straight truth without exaggerating. Wekkk…

I lied

Untuk
member2 yg mengenali aku, bdk2 zaman DIP ke zaman Deg ke, keep in touch and
go tau. Mintak maaf dgn kekurangan-keterlebihan aku sepanjang berkawan dgn korang. Kawin
ajak aku OK. Eh bkn aku suruh korang ajak aku naik pelamin utk kawin *dush* aku
nak korang ajak aku mkn nasi minyak je. Nyeh!

 *
I’m
already missing:

- Breakfast
pagi2 bute di Plaza Siswa dgn clan MTB.
(Sky always looks good then kan)

-
Having to witness mad Q at wee hours in the morning dpn library
- Matahari
naik & tenggelam dr tingkat 20.
(Bile lg aku nak dpt duduk
tingkat tinggi2 camni)
- Azan demi azan dr corong2 suara sekitar Ayer Keroh.
Sape2 nak dok ostel, duduk la bilik aku. Best wo. (sempat je buat iklan)
- Pelarian
amal utk perut2 mcm tong kat subaidah tgh2 mlm
- Random
ramblings and rantings dgn korang2
- Paling
penting, KORANG. Korang yg membuatkan semuanye jd berbaloi utk diingati.

Thanks for the memories.
Thank
you for sticking by my side during my downlikecrap moment.
It
means a lot to me. *touch my heart mode*
I hope
life treats each one of you well.
You
all deserved it.

Omg!
Tak pecayenye esok aku akan pissoff balik rumah n become a full time
BLOB! Hah! The joy of that thought is purely euphoric. *senyum dlm bilik ostel
dpn lappie sensorang*

No
more bgn dr tidur dgn perkara pertama yg ditanye “kol bape ni omg aku tak bace
ape lg y la I sleep in the first place curse you katil”. Dgn tak basuh muke
berlagak dah segar walhal otak masih partially halfdead sleeping mode.

NO MORE

To
others, aku doa dipermudahkan urusan jawab-menjawab korang.
To
yan and namek, gambatte.
I
cannot speak Japanese, therefore I shall not write Japanese in my xm paper. Sori wek, line diatas iklan semata2. Nyeh!

Last
and final paper is always the toughest. Not because of the subject matter itself
*ok maybe it is* but the fact that you’re too lazy to care to read makes the
whole thing unbearably tough. *ok, replace the ‘you’ above with me*

I
am forever looping walking in this squarish room trying to find that X
factor. That jolt. Urgh! Mungkin ade
dicelahan ketulan awan yg sgt cantik ptg td kot. Berketul2. Rase mcm nak amek
je, pastu cucuk kat lidi jdkan cotton candy. Nyum2. 

Teringat lak nasihat bapak time aku komplen tak
bersemangat.
*penat kot kalau ade anak cam diri aku nnt*
Bapak:
“Dlm kite belajar tu, akan dtg semangat. Jgn nak tunggu semangat dtg, br nak
belajar. Same jugak mcm keje. Org yg betul2 niat nak keje, akan bersemangat.
Bukan tunggu semangat dtg, baru nak buat keje”.

Yosh
bapak. You go. If you can do it, I osso can. We share the same genes maa.
*apekenemengene*.
I
need to go kickmyself now.

Eh
can see the light of day kat luar. Day time orready?
Exam
pg ni. Mati we must not. Fight for all we worth we shall. Stop I should.

People are
MOVING OUT
Argh!!!
Cannot tahan temptation to
pack like mad