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What
do you do when you lose your key(s) in a shopping mall?
-Freak
out and throw items in your bag to the floor and start digging?
-Walk
calmly to the information counter and ask them to holler the info to public?
-Don’t
bother cos hey you can walk home and have that workout you’ve always said you
wanted to do.

Sis4:
“Ko lari laju gile abg2 tu pon xleh nak kejar ko. (if I were a bloody
pickpocketer I’d make a filthy rich living out of this :p). Aku memang tak larat
la nak kejar, dah tu dorang ikuuuut je blakang aku”.
Rase best lak cam ade
personal bodyguard kat shopping complex haha.

OK
so I lost my car key kat Equin Park smalam. Aku sedar
lepas solat sebab aku dgn sis4 nak terus gerak untuk amek bapak kat airport. WTH
remote pagar-kunci umah attach skali dgn kunci kete tu. Freaking out didn’t even
begin to describe my feelings. Forget about info counter it’s too far away and
since no one holler about a missing key that means the key weren’t there lah.

In
truth I was sprinting like mad tak cukup tanah nak lari. (I have never been
glad to be an ex-sprinter in my entire life than this!). Aku dah terlajak time
yg spatutnye. I should’ve been on the road 15 minutes ago to catch plane bapak
and I’m still inside the building.
Lari pecut satu hal, trying (re-read: TRYING)
to balance my flying body dengan slipar jamban yg licin tapaknye lagi satu hal
(and please don’t ask me why I wore that). Thank GOD aku tak tergolek dog in any of the department yang aku larikan
tu. Hilang kunci kereta is embarrassing enough
TQ…

Aku
hanya try out baju kat fitting room 2 department. Arcadia kat utara, Scarlet kat selatan. Aku
pergi due2 fitting room tu, tanye kat akak2 yang jage counter. No one saw. (Yes I’m sure I looked
crazy enough running from one end to the other with the shopping bags). I even
ran ke parking lot to make sure kerete ade lagi ke tak and lari balik ke dalam
mall again.

Aku
pegi ke arah sorang guard ni and asked if anyone handed in a car key. He said
no and hollers his other mates. I left him and ran back ke Scarlet to double
check the room. Dorang dok roger2 antara dorang and by the time aku selamat
tawaf ke-2 aku, ade 5 orang abang guard kumpul tepi aku. Eeeekkkkks I feel like an artist lak haha *dush saiko*

Dah
3 kali tawaf fitting room tu (macam orang gile), aku stop tengah2 kat center of
the complex and force my forgetful brain to think. (my
memory’s failing me seriously). Aku teringat yang dalam
salah satu fitting room yang aku masuk tu, ade hanging bolt yang patah(!). Aku lari semula ke fitting
room due2 department tu. All the rooms are perfect(!).

Kat
maneeeee?!!! (extremely frustrated OK!)
Like
me, bapak hates waiting. So if I’m a monster kalau tunggu orang, imagine bapak
monster tunggu orang lak haha. Shut up.
ZOMG Ti-Zed!!!

I
dashed like mad from tengah2 mall tu ke arah Ti-Zed which was like far and I’m
out of breath and I’m thirsty and WTH still no one inform via the mall speaker!
Aku sempat pusing, nampak 3 orang abang guard ikut lari. I don’t have time to
worry about their pace.

Naik
juling aku selongkar fitting room kat Ti-Zed tu. Aku jumpe bilik yang ade bolt
yang patah, but NO key. Aku lari ke
counter tapi takde orang. Aku baru teringat untuk bernafas. ~inhale, exhale~. Ok not working. Aku panggil staff yang
tengah jalan lenggang lenggok, “dik (fuh) ade nampak kunci (fuh) kete dalam
(fuh) fitting room tak? (fuh).

Staff:
“Warna hitam?”
Hitam ke? Aku: “Ha’ah”.
(Who
cares what color it is kalau bukan aku punye orang lain punye la tu).
Sementara
die tengah pikir, aku pusing blakang and saw abang2 guard tu baru sampai kat
dept ni and 2 more are coming from other side of the mall which is kinda freaky
to have them wait on you.

Aku
taktau la nak gambarkan prasaan time nampak budak tu keluarkan kunci kete aku
dari cash register die. Ok I’m late for bapak. I thanked the staff profusely
and wished to God no one remembers my face after today.

On
the way keluar dari Ti-Zed, abang2 guard tu dengan obedientnye menunggu and aku
tunjukkan kunci that says ‘I have the key so you can stop running after me’ sbb
aku dah tak cukup nafas nak bercakap. Well after all they’d done, I still
managed, “Terima kasih banyak2 ye, mintak maaf nyusahkan”.
Guard2:
“Same2. Nanti kontek2 la abang gune walkie talkie ye dik”.
Oh
yeah I forgot; MEN(!)  *rolls eyes heavenwards*

Next
time I’m going there, remind me to wear brown paper bag over my forgetful head. Anyway. Aku drive mcm ha-shim on the road and still got 5 minutes to spare sebelum bapak keluar. Haha yeah for driving camsetan..:p

Bapak is unwell. So can’t type much now. Will update later. Astalavista people and pls don’t be arse like me on the road.

Last
weekend adalah shoe-frenzy weekend. Well for sis1 it was lah.
Sis1:
“Jom kite g jalan2 shopping2 nak?”
Aku:
“No problemo cos I’m like free today, and tomorrow and the day after and the
next day after…” (buat accent blonde girl sambil virtually toss my hair to
the side).
Sis1: Aaaaaah aku benciiii!
Bwahaha the beauty of
unemployment.

Hari sabtu
pergi JJ Sri Kembangan to look for her red and cream coloured shoes. I thought
few hours dalam tu was it. Tutup buku, bukak balik ‘shopping books’ minggu
depan. Tp esoknye, lepas aku balik dari Subang die ajak pergi Mid Valley lak.

Oh yes
MPSJ anjurkan Marathon 10km sempena 50 tahun
kemerdekaan (or sthg like that) and I was there untuk jadi pom-pom girl haha
yeah right. Actually I was there untuk tengok Faezah yg take part dalam larian
7km sambil temankan orang tu tengok adik die lari at wee hours in the morning, bukan aku yang rat-raced against the clock sepanjang 7km ye. She can do 7km
for 40 minutes. I am dead impressed. The longest I’ve been on treadmill was
3.5km and itu pon for 1 hour. Like hello people how can u walk SO far SO fast?.
I salute you la…

Kat
Mid Valley, more walking was done, more shoes was bought. Eh kaklong, you’re so
filthy rich I don’t need to work la you can sponsor my life OK hohoho. Aku
dengan Arifin jadi shoe-consultant tak bertauliah that day. Eh baru teringat,
kite lupe nak singgah PetsWorld la…Aiyooo…

Her say: “They’re shoes. I’m a girl. Do the math(s)”.
His say: “They’re food. I’m a guy. Do the math(s)”.
Moral of the saying - Err, math(s) is important?  [^_^]

P/S - Pictures will be uploaded soon.

It
was Italian firework display night and aku, Len, Wawah dan BC merayap untuk
tengok bunga api cucuk langit. It was an unplanned blackmetal theme
dressing from head to toe. Cute. Before that, stopped by kampus CJ untuk lite dinner
pastu gerak ke destinasi. Picnic tepi jalan sungguh. Aku bawak kerepek2, BC
bawak dodol (multi perisa) and Len being Len, bawak cokelat.

It
was a great night. I had heaps of fun melopong tengok bunga api (balas dendam
sbb last time tak dapat parking and tengok :p) and mingle dengan minah2 yang
happening. It’s been a long time since aku stay out at night dengan member2,
kinda brings back memories. Good ones. Thanks korang. Oh and Yan, sorry I
couldn’t come see u la malam tu. U’ll be there @ Jepun firework nnt tak?

P/S
- Pictures will be uploaded soon.

The
night we picked sis5 from airport, we drove by the firework display in awe. Kitorang
taktau mlm tu ade firework display (yeah so aku tinggal dalam cave :p) so we
were really ‘jakun’ la on the road
hohoho. Jalanraya plak pack dengan kenderaan pelbagai jenis yang parking sesuke
hati tepi2 highway, and leaving only 1 lane functional untuk dilalui.

Kitorang
try cari some decent spot to stop and watch tapi as I drove by, jalan2 memang
penuh dengan kenderaan and that leaves us with nowhere to park. So dengan berat
hatinye kitorang tgk dr dalam kete sambil aku drive straight ke airport. Dah
habis display baru aku teringat.

HELLO we have flip-able roof
overlooking semue kete2 tu…
Ok
I’ve exaggerated on the flip-able part hehe but we do have an open-able rooftop.
Somehow kitorang terlupe pasal bumbung tu cos we’re too busy trying to find the
perfect view spot while calculating whether we can see the firework and still
make it on time for sis5’s landing.

Sheesh,
talk about takde rezeki..:p. We could’ve easily parked anywhere and still get the greatest view. Aku dgn
sis1 was half laughing half chanting blasphemies on our short-lived stupidity.

***

The
next morning, like waaaaay early in the morning, kitorang gerak semula ke airport
utk hantar sis5 (again). This time flight ke Kedah. Pagitu hujan turun dengan
lebat, jadi aku drop sis1 dgn sis5 untuk check-in dulu, dan aku zoom off untuk
cari parking.

Aku
bagi signal untuk masuk parking space Nissan. Since it was raining, he took
quite some time nak masuk, nak tutup payung, blablabla… It didn’t bother me lah
sebab sis1 dah handle check-in utk sis5 so I was in no hurry. Out of the morning
blue, kereta blakang aku tekan horn. Like one loooooong horn.

HELLO can u not see signal
kete ni? I’m parking you idjit!
Aku
turunkan cermin, signaling to move to the side cos (in case the driver’s blind)
I’m parking. WPW tak block jalan pon. Aku rase die suke sgt hon kete die kot. Die hon lg skali. The
parking I’m about to park wasn’t a reserved parking so what’s his problem(s)
man! I know la it’s early in the morning. Ingat ko sorang je la ade
morning-cranky. “I’ll give you something to horn about” otak aku bermonolog
dengan diri sendiri.

So
with my weekend morning blues and sleep-deprived brain, aku reverse lagi WPW
sampai dekaaaaat dengan kete die. He was horning away like there’s no tomorrow.
Mati la. I hope that dear driver tak dapat heart-attack bile tengok
‘pohan’ kluar dr kete haha. Shhhh
jgn bitau org lain – actually aku berani buat camtu sbb WPW lagi gaban dr Toyota orang tu. I might not go that crazy if I was driving Otromen…:p

***

Neway,
so aku solat subuh kat surau airport. Lepas solat, aku pergi kawasan kasut
untuk cari sandal dan keluar. Time aku tgh sarung sandal, pintu surau tu dibuka
and masuk la akak ni dengan anak die (which is obviously normal). Ape yang tak
normal was finding a guy following suit. Rilek je die ikut kat blakang akak tu,
jalan kearah kawasan wudhu’ while mate die melilau pandang kiri kanan.

Aku:
“Pakcik, sini tempat perempuan”.
HELLO can you not see
perempuan2 tak bertudung tengah amek wudhu’?
Watch
the sign on the door la dude. Sebenarnye mamat tu takla tue mane. Sebab aku
terkejut and tros ter-piss-off so gelaran ‘pakcik’ just kinda slipped my
tongue. He was like, “uh sori2”. Oh and he’s not related to akak yg baru masuk
tadi so watever…

Am
I the only one over-reacting or is everyone this crazy early in the morn?
P/S - Be safe kat Changloon (I never get the spelling right) sis. [HUGS]
PP/S - Picture(s) will be uploaded soon.

The
last time aku hantar sis5 ke airport, aku jumpe Pali. Or was it Pali yg jumpe
aku? I don’t know. I can’t remember anything anymore. Subuh2 dapat message ’saye nampak awak’ dr
die bikin sakit jantung sungguh. I can’t remember what I wore how I looked like
pon (probably like somehomelessretardone with red eyes saggy eyebags and
slobbering drools - ok T.M.I). Eh sebelum subuh dah tercongok kat sane of kos
la it means I didn’t shower yet that day. Does the night one counts? Heeeeee…

Sis5
akan sampai KL tengah malam ni. Esoknye pagi2 bute gerak semula ke airport memandangkan
itu je satu2nye flight menuju ke Kedah, ikutkan je la. Nasib baik airport 20
minit je dari umah dik oi… So aku ditugaskan pack barang2 yg budak kecik ni perlu since
die takkan ade mase nak buat nanti. Sampai umah sure mesti pengsan tak ingat
ape dah, tak sempat nak mimpi dah kene bangun siap2 plak. The
term ‘I got time’ yg digunepakai
uncle dalam iklan Astro tu takleh diaplikasikan same skali kat sini.

Sis1
gave away numbers of baju kurung kat budak ni. Mine was too broad and too
panjang for her cute body but eh that didn’t stopped her from taking 2 of my
kiut-est baju kurung though.
Sis5:
“kakngah, kawan Arah tegur baju kakngah yang Arah pakai cantik”
See the leg la sape tuan die…hohoho
Yosh
mari packing! (budak ni ade extra towel dok eh kat sane?)

***

Oh and
I went out for lunch dengan clan Bugis. Got kantoi-ed sebagai pendatang haram (orang
Petronas datang melawat like, seconds lepas aku snuck in IT dept blergh) but
thank god them being them, didn’t ask much Qs hehe. Saved by the lunch hour bell hoho. Lunch kalini Kak Pekjah ade
skali yeay! Gelak tak ingat bumi dipijak, serak batuk2 dah aku ni ha. Rockers gitu…:P

P/S - Pictures
will be uploaded later.

2
days down after our little escapades and I’m bored. (Not enough to make me
wanna work though, but enough to wear my brain thinner. I wish kanak2 ribena ade kat umah sini, buat bising, buat sepah, buat ape2 je asalkan dorang ade). Zomg I do not know which
level of boredom I am in/on (whatever) now if I see another k-j/drama I’m gonna
hurl. (Ni la manusia kan? Tak pernah bersyukur dengan segala ape yang ade. Hep bad Saidah!)

Sis1:
“Ape kate ko masuk reality contest ni?” (some random advert was playing on
screen).
Aku:
“I haven’t been using my brain for 3 months stret now kaklong oi”.
Sis1:
“But it’s general knowledge…”
…which I have ZERO to begin
with.
Remember
the last time you asked me how Penang flag
looks like?
Yeah,
so don’t even go there…

OK
so I’m going for a drive. Anyone up for ice-cream on a roof on a rainy day summore? Promise I won’t tell your mak about it…;D. Moh!

Monday
and Tuesday was sis1’s day off…and we wasted went to the zoo. No,
really. I usually have this paranoia skeptical view on national zoo tapi
kalini (which I do not know why but I think it has sthg to do with me wearing zebra
stripes shirt looking all zebra-ee like hohoho) aku enjoy merayap kat zoo.

Btw
kitorang berjaya tawaf satu zoo under 2 jam 1/2 memandangkan kitorang ber-3 travel
lite (nota: travel lite = without kids). Next time kalau ade sape2 yg ajak aku
tag along pegi zoo (again and again), count me in! TQ kaklong sebab sponsor
kitorang merayap. [HUGS]

Pictures
will be uploaded later.
P/S
– Aku dpt bergambar dgn cipan yeah! (tak dapat dengan zebra, cipan pon jadi la
:p)

Jumaat, bersamaan dengan 100807. Lepas subuh aku punye la mengantuk. Nasib baik sangat2 KH (err no KH sini membawa makne lain dr entri yg lepas ye) offer nak gi amek Aini kat Bukit Jalil. So aku curi mase in-between menggosok baju keje bapak, gosok pakaian aku, dan siap2 utk siap. Dah siap bersiap, aku lari gi beli breakfast untuk sis5 yang tinggal kat umah sensorang. Kang kebulur lak anak orang :p.

Haritu hari hijau kot. Aini dan KH sampai umah berbaju hijau, jumpe Mira same juga berbaju hijau. Go green worldpeace!

Ke CJ untuk amek robe, verify student ID dan segala bende yang perlu disetelkan before convo ahadnye. The line untuk everything was madly panjang. Like people are queuing time paneh hmmm…

Kene Q again untuk register robe (like hello people ape gune register online awal2 ye dok). And to make matters worse, ade orang let out poisonous gas tengah2 Q tu blergh tak bleh blah. Gas beracun in a small compact room + penuh dengan manusia = disastrous to the breathing system. Pueh ngipas si aini dgn mira haha. Lucu pon iye gak. Buruk perangai, sangat2 la kan…

Lps dah pick up robe, line utk collect car sticker masih panjang. So kitorang g isi perut kat Street Mall. Makan nasi ayam (serious sedap!). Jumpe kak wawa, hasut die utk skip keje kejap and join kitorang pekena nasi ayam hohoho.

Pegi kampus balik untuk verify student ID. Kene amek gambar semula (dorang bagi option samada letak gambar lame atau amek gambar baru).

Aku: ”Kak, saye tanak letak ape2 gambar”.

Akak: ”Tak boleh. Akak amek gambar awak yg dalam student ID ni je la ye?”

Ok I’m taking a new picture then :p.

Kanak2 ribena tadika buat lawatan ke U (budak tadika + U = huh?). Kiut je jalan berbaris macam tentera semut. Aku nak jadi chekgu tadika!

Last stop, kutip car sticker + invitation card, dan jumpe member2 KH kat luar bilik collect sticker. Drop aini kat roundabout, kitorang ber-3 balik ke Puchong. KH pergi solat jumaat, aku drop Mira kat Bkt Jalil dan pick up sis3 phewh! Sekian.

Cerita bergambar sbb aku super pemalas. Dah tulis semue entry(ies) tp malas mau online untuk post. Boleh tak? :p.  Dan dengan semangat membakar, tibe2 frenster pop up msg, “you have already uploaded more than 50 photos this month”. Eh iye ke? Aku tgh rajin nak bercerite nih huh saje jeles blergh! Oh well, ade hikmah gak kemalasan aku ni eh haha. Neway aku cite 2 hari ni je la dulu. Bulan depan aku cite pasal konvo lak ye. (another excuse to be a lazyarse cos really, I am).

Khamis lepas, bersamaan dengan 090807, pegi Mlk dengan sis5 untuk jalan2 amek angin and setel few hal(s) heh. As per ritual kalau turun melaka, mesti mau pegi MP (don’t ask aku pon taktau nape suke beno pegi sane).

Penat jalan2 lepas cari hadiah2 utk orang2 kat seberang laut, stopped by kat BK makan.

Jalan2 summore, sis5 pegi pharm beli barang2 die. Aku amek port kat bench kat luar. Budak kiut ni, dengan sengih2 cam tedi bear comel, tanpe segan silu lepak tepi tempat kosong sebelah aku. Eh nak ngorat ke dik haha :p. Mak die dah pegi depan, die rileks je duduk tepi pandang2 aku. Hyper aktif sungguh, payah nak dpt decent pix.

Aku tanye name. “Afzil”, die jawab.

“My mother’s Chinese”. (ok akak tak tanye pon :p).

Aku: “How old are you?”

Budak kecik: “Four years old” (siap tunjuk dgn jari. Kawaiii)

Err gambar kat atas ni die tengah buat ‘peace’ sign. Bapak die datang dekat bench yg kitorang duduk, ajak die pegi. Die geleng2. Aku sengih je tengok. Pastu bapak die letak jari telunjuk kat pipi sambil cakap, ”shame shame”. Ahaha rileks pakcik me no ngorat budak kecik one…

Singgah rumah lame zaman belajar aku untuk jumpe Nad-solat-lepak-catch up onsleep. (Please abaikan kondisi rumah dalam gambar tu. Kartini I heard tuan rumah mau move in ke rumah tu. Where u pindah later eh?). Nad pose haritu so aku batalkan niat nak ajak kluar g makan. Memandangkan aku tak stay sampai malam kat melake, aku just belikan sthg cheapskate as a gift utk buka pose.

Drop by ofis hernie utk borak2-mkn kek lapis. Tak complete kalau lawatan ni tak jumpe baby kiut (god-dotter sis1? ^_^).

So hernie cabut ofis awal (eh student2 cuti kot ye pon) untuk amek Sofea. Kitorang follow suit blakang Shiro ke rumah Encik Azlan + Puan Hernie. Sofea memang kiut and bright. Geram rase nak cubit2 je pipi tu.

Die takkan senyum kalau ade camera around. Hello cik Sofea kenape anda sangat kiut rase cam nak bawak balik je ha? *cubit pipi*

Mak dan anak yg kiut. Take care kakhern muahs! Rajin2lah datang umah bujang saye ni pulak. Jangan lupe bawak budak kecik comel tu tau!

Blk dr Melaka dengan hati gembira…

sbb dapat spend time dengan sis5, sbb dapat jumpe org2 yang penting, dan perut yang gembira sbb dapat buah dari Kelantan tanpe perlu drive jauh2 kesane :D. TQ kakhern untuk buah2 tu!

Due to some bad math, I got there early so I killed
some time berjalan tanpa tujuan dicelah lorong2 kedai kat Pudu. Duduk, bangun
semula, jalan2, tengok orang lalu lalang. Agak menakutkan jugak bile fikir aku
dah let fly beberape jam hanye dengan berangan sambil lihat orang ramai dan
kadangkala (ter-)dengar perbualan dorang. Great way untuk membuang mase eh?

So sis5 sampai. We were hugging and jumping up and
down kat bus station like a retard too happy to see each other.

Aku: “Waaaaahhhh Pekkkkk asal ko makin tingg…”
Intruder: “Smekom tumpang ganggu kejap”.
(Huh smekom tu ape?) Whoever you are, you better have a blardy good
reason to stop my good moments dgn adik aku.

Intruder: “Awak penah denga nombor 27XXX”.
Hha?
Intruder: “Awak ni student ke dah keje?”
Hha?
Sis5: “Student” (bewildered and hoping he’d leave)
Intruder: “Itu nombor sms polis dan kami ade buat
program dengan polis”.
Yeah dan aku ni Pempuan Melayu Terakhir.

Aku: “Err, kitorang nak cepat”.
Intruder: “Takpe sekejap je”
REALLY tak boleh blah orang ni.

Aku: “How long is ‘kejap’?”
Intruder: “5 minit. Duduk2”
It seems die MEMANG taknak blah.
Aku: (sigh) “Ok 5 minit je”.

And he opened his mouth. (This is starting to feel like a bad idea)
Aku: “Nanti nanti. Sebelum awk mule, ni mesti ade
kene bayar ape2 kan?”
Intruder: “Eh takde lah. Adik perlu denga je tak
perlu bayar ape2”
Yeah and I was born yesterday.

Aku: “Um boleh tak awak takyah membazir mase sebab
saya tak minat”
Intruder: “Eh tak membazir”
Urgh kenape die ni ha.
Aku: “Well ok awk nak saya denga saya akan denga”

Intruder: “Betul ke adik beradik ni? muke tak same
pon”.
Hha?
Intruder: “Bape awak beli DC ni?”
Hha?
Intruder: “Ni yang dengan mp3 skali tu ye?”
Hha?
Intruder: Aritu saya pegi PC fair murah2 harga kat
situ. Dalam RM100+ je.
Hha?! Ape kene mengene adik-bradik-DC-PC-fair dengan ‘program polis’ ni?

Aku: “Um 5 minit…” (sambil buat aksi ketuk2
pergelangan tangan. I don’t wear watch so blakon tak jd sungguh)

Intruder: “Oh ok2. Ha ni ade blablabla…”
(I seriously wasn’t paying attention).
Sis5 je yang angguk2 denga amende die cakap sebab aku tengah lapo macam beruang so takde mood nak denga orang membebel.
Intruder: “Saya tau akak awak ni dah ade boyfriend”
(sengih2 kunun kiut)
Hha?! Aku lesing jugak mamat
ni karang.

Die kept on …blablabla…
Intruder: “Abang (eh sudah tukar gelaran? Grrr) tak
suruh bayar skarang. Dalam 2 tahun nanti adik bayar. Adik bayar RM180 je selama
2 tahun.”

KH! oh and trust me I DO NOT mean Kemahiran Hidup.
Which part of FREE don’t I understand again? Aku marah btol kalau ade orang
putar belit camni sebab aku takut adik2 aku kene kelentong dengan orang lidah
ular. Urgh urgh urgh!

Aku: (sambil senyum) “Tadi kate 5 minit kan ni saye
dah bagi lagi extra 5 minit (this comes from a person who doesn’t have a jam tangan
but he seems to buy the act hohoho). So terima kasih banyak2 ye saye tak berminat”.
Intruder: “Tapi saya dah lame dah brief kat awak”
Did I ask you to?
Aku: “Saya dah cakap saya takde mase dan awak kate
nak ‘cakap’ je kan so mintak maaf we have to go skarang”.

And I walked off. I really walked off tak bagi chan
die nak cakap proper word pon. All I hear was “Uh aa ok2”. I feel mean but eh
he gets on my nerves aku dah kate tanak2 la. Pedulik hape aku ade kolaborasi dengan polis ke sape ke aku taknaaaaaaaaaaakkkk. Bikin aku super lapar sungguh!