Syeikh lightyear of star command

Mak:
“Sejuk perut ummi kalau Muzaffar (excuse the spelling) ni anak ummi”

Aku:
“Amboi maknye jeles anak2 yang lain dengar”

Mak:
“Ye la mak mane tak sejuk perut kalau anak dia naik angkasa ye dok?”

Aku:
“Entah orang takde anak lagi tapi yang orang tau Yam cakap kalau perut ummi
sejuk tu mesti sebab ummi duduk dalam bilik ber-aircond
kan?”
*mak gelak besar*

Aku: “Ha tu ade 2 anak laki ummi tu, doa-doa la dapat
jadi next angkasawan…”

*mak
gelak lagi tapi agak distracted*

Mak: “Eh ok ok ummi nak tengok tv dah nak stat dah jangan
lupe suruh yang lain pon tengok skali tau”

Yeah
that’s MY mak and her history-in-the-making obsession alright. *cute*

 


Regarding
on different opinions on whether or not
Malaysia should waste (give and
take) 10juta on sending Cosmonauts
to space, drop it la orready. Dah2 la berdebat pasal tu, orangnye dah selamat
lift off and terapung kat outer space dah pon. Even if it’s 10ringgit people
will still talk (of the cheapskateness of the nation obviously) cos people are
just weird beings and human nature IS
like that. They will find anything and everything to complaint about regardless
ada kene mengene mahupun tidak dengan hidup diorang so bluergh ALL HAIL TO IGNORANCE I say.

 
Doakan
dia selamat pergi dan pulang (cos lets face it, if/when he comes back to the
country, every Malaysian will feel at least a teensy-weensy bit proud Malaysia can
send a man to space). Aku berani kerat jari kalau ade orang kate dia takkan
bangga dengan pencapaian ni (erm on second thought scrape that one off I’m not
willing to lose a pinkie over this).
I am the least patriotic person in
Malaysia (trust me on this the only
thing that made me remember our independence date was because it collides with  sis3’s birthdate. For real yo. Yeah told you
so I’m not patriotic) but I am proud
of our country’s achievement nonetheless.

 

 

Oh and
Aini, you should be extra proud he lifts off on your birth-day so if idk 50
years from now orang tanye bile 1st Malaysian man went to space, I can
DEFINITELY remember this date and
you too! Win-win situation no? ^_______^.

 

P/S – A little info for those
yang akan/on the way khatam Quran:
Orang
yang mahu mengkhatam al-Quran, sebaik-baik masa untuk khatam ialah di awal pagi
ataupun di awal malam, supaya ia menyaingi waktu para malaikat beristighfar,
sehingga mendapat bahagian dari istighfar malaikat itu. Hendaklah orang itu
memperbanyakkan doa ketika mengkhatam al-Quran kerana pada masa itu adalah masa
yang mulia lagi diberkati.
Masa dimana semua pohonan dan
doa dikabulkan, dan pada masa itulah juga diturunkan rahmatNya.

 

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